What is Metard?
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A complete moronic retard.
Cassy and Jordan are complete metards.
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A person who ironically proves their own stupidity as they attempt to prove the ignorance of others. The word is condensed from "meta tard".
Person 1: "I'm trying to decide where to go on a vacation next year. I'm thinking of something near the Mediterranean. What do you think, Italy or Egypt?"
Person 2: "Do both, I mean.... hello... they're both in Europe... duh..."
Person 1: "Actually, Egypt is in Africa, you metard."
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The act of sneaking up on someone with a clipper (that is, one of those electric haircutting things) and shaving a portion of their hair..
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Seeing the world through the eyes of an ass hole.
Put yo gaddamn sphynkter vision away, dick!..
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the process of throwing excessive amounts of gerbils at one another hoping to achieve victory
guy #1:hey everyone!!!
everyone:what?
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