Metch Edit Meaning

1. someone who is a total jack off yet still retains the ability to look cool doing it; the act of zaching off Zach: Good lawd them sum bi..

1. Someone that has sex with ugly women when they are having their period. "Wanna have sex?" "No, i'm having my perio..

1. A person typically of the female gender, who appears to have but one leg and slightly leans as she ever-so drunkenly falls flat on her f..