Metch Edit Meaning

1. Often a name given to big fat black skanky hoes. Their skin is like Jello and their parents wanted the name Alexis. So what do you get...

1. When two people press their asses together and proceed to both attempt to shit at the same time. The one whose shit pushes the competito..

1. A shady moustache. Linked especially to the 1980's. Mr. Belvedere had a dodgy mooey. See mooey, dodgy, moustache, mustache, stach..