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The Rotten Apple is were you cut up a apple and leave it in a girls vagina for 3 weeks so it gets nice and rotten. Then you eat her out ..
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The hyperbolic end of insanity.
I cut off my hair because it was driving me batshit fucking insane.
See spiraling..
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A one-way ticket to hilarity. These differ from raffle tickets because everyone wins in the end.
Me: OMG that was hilarious!
Friend: I..