Meteorologist Edit Meaning

1.

One who studies the activity of weather

my cousin is a meteorologist

See Shelly

2.

one of the few professions where you can be horrible wrong and still be able to keep your job...they usually make good side money from supermarkets and hardware stores by broadcasting phony weather alerts causing people to stampede aisles in search of a myriad of things they will never use in this lifetime...often blame their obscenely obvious mistakes on the unpredictabilty of a fictional character named "Mother Nature"

- "What did you say you do again?"

- "I'm a meteorologist."

- "Oh. So you study meteors and shit?"

- "Not quite. Basically I get paid to be wrong and suck

at my job."

- "No way dude! You're the fucking President?"

See weather, news, wrong, weatherman, weathergirl

3.

Nothing even related to the badasses in the movie "Twister".

"Goddammit, being an actual meteorologist sucks!"

See weather, twister, movie, meteorology, meteorologist

4.

liar liar liar liar liar

The meteorologist said there would be 3 inches of snow. We got 36 inches.

See misleader, cheat, fibber, falsifier