What is Meteorology?
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A profession or college major that you should never attempt... Not because it's hard and you won't be able to handle it, but because everybody you ever meet will have their own skewed opinion about it and think that it's the easiest thing in the world.
"I'm going to school for meteorology"
"Ohhh how cool! So you're gonna be like on tv and everything?"
"Well, not necessarily, I could work for the National Weather Service or maybe--"
"COOOL! So, like, you can just make shit up everyday on the news, and it doesn't matter cause you'll always be wrong anyway, but you'll never lose your job!!"
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