Metertzulate

What is Metertzulate?

Verb, Transitive: "To trash or destroy inanimate objects in the manner of a small kitten (or a bored house cat.)"

"While they were at work, their kitten metertzulated the new roll of toilet paper, the curtains, and the house plants."

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