Metertzulate

What is Metertzulate?

Verb, Transitive: "To trash or destroy inanimate objects in the manner of a small kitten (or a bored house cat.)"

"While they were at work, their kitten metertzulated the new roll of toilet paper, the curtains, and the house plants."

New Years' Distribution

1. not commonly practiced nowadays, when one tries to see how much sex they can get on New Years Eve before it hits 12:00M. They are, this ..

Jessied

1. Verb, past tense: When a likeable supporting character is killed off early on in the development of a video game's story, he or s..

Ukrainian Present

1. The act of dumping a pitcher of beer on someone "Don't give me that Ukrainian present Olga" said Pierce. See ukraine, b..

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