Meth Dick

What is Meth Dick?


1.

Often occurs after a big night on Methamphetamines or MDMA (ecstasy). The size of your penis will shrink to a childlike state (<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.

Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.

"Fuck, I can't show her this--I feel like a toddler when I look in the mirror. I got meth dick bad."

See mdma, meth, tweek, crystal cock

2.

Often occurs after a big night on Methamphetamines or MDMA (ecstasy). The size of your penis will shrink to a childlike state (<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.

Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.

"Fuck, I can't show her this--I feel like a toddler when I look in the mirror. I got meth dick bad."

See mdma, speed, meth, crystal cock, Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication


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