What is Methanical Pancake Swiveller?
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A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.
Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.
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My late grandfather used to say this every time he belched -- as he belched.
When grandpa Walt belched, he'd say "opera bars...
