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the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the dick gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans.
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A person who uses rather large words in order to sound smart, when they really aren't.
I wish he would use normal words instead of..
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A tool used to convert straight women to the art of lesbianism
Ivan's penis turned the women into a lesbian...