What is Metric Ass Ton?
1.
In excess; a large amount, generally more than what is expected.
This term is not restricted to weight, but is more a quantitive factor.
Wow, I have a metric ass ton of homework to do tonight.
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2.
an amount too large to measure
That has got to weigh a metric ass ton
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3.
A lot. A shit-load of something.
I just bought a metric ass ton of crack from those cholos.
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4.
Jesus dude, it's like exactally 137 cubic tons of matrial X.
I have a metric ass ton of crabs...and it also burns when I pee