Metric F-ton

What is Metric F-ton?

Any quantity of an item that would seem like there is more than usual.

Wow, we have a metric f-ton of food to eat tonight.

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Ultimate Fug Face

1. aka. U.F.F. The face where the lower jaw protrudes past the upper jaw and the eyebrows furrow into a particularly ugly line; usually us..

Extreme Gaming

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Queefiola

1. a massive vaginal fart during sex, commonly used by ugly fat chicks "Dude my girlfriend queefiola-ed last night so bad that I didn..

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