Metric Fuck Ton

What is Metric Fuck Ton?

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Slightly more than an Imperial fuck ton. The exact measurements of the metric fuck ton are unknown, owing to the fact that the term is generally used to describe an indeterminately-large quantity of something.

That pizza you left on the floor last night is now covered in a metric fuck ton of ants.

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