What is Metric Fuck Ton?
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Slightly more than an Imperial
That pizza you left on the floor last night is now covered in a metric fuck ton of ants.
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A Fucking nasty virus with no cure that liquifies your internal organs and makes blood come out of your: eyes, nose, ears, mouth, penis/..
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a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)
Please don't lie around like a couch ..