What is Metric Fuck Ton?
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Slightly more than an Imperial
That pizza you left on the floor last night is now covered in a metric fuck ton of ants.
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To have sexual intercourse. Usually on short notice.
Sorry, I'm late. On my way out the door this morning I had to sneak through..
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noun: a penis that is severely infected with any number of venereal diseases (mostly the worst ones out there like syphillis, clamidia, ..
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The portion of the body sited above the knee, below the waiste and on the inside of the leg. Usually touched by Uncles, preists and dads..