What is Metric Fuck Ton?
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Slightly more than an Imperial
That pizza you left on the floor last night is now covered in a metric fuck ton of ants.
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A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
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A great comeback to use when someone calls you a pussy.
Guy 1: "You won't jack that car?! You're a pussy."
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