Metric Fuckload Edit Meaning

1. a magical spell which maximises the lenth and/or size of your pubes and/or pubic hair. see pubic hair pubus maximus was used in harry..

1. Fucking a cow then getting a blow job from a chicken I was on my uncles farm and i got a fucking sweet farm job! Dude! See farm, cows..

1. Three emotions, put into words, following eachother in quick succesion. Blunt Amazement, "Oh my God." Slight Amusement, "..