Metric Fuckload Edit Meaning

1. A dick covered in zits. literal ex)he has an elbick, literally joking ex) dude! don't be an elbick joking ex) he's acting ..

1. brand new slang for when somebody half asleep half awake and is still able to send text messages! damn im amazed i can text in my sleep..

1. The option of last resort after following a donkey trail in a desert for many days. I'd been walking for 17 days. I had water but ..