What is Metric Fuckton?
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More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.
Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).
I've got a Metric Fucktonne of this stuff to finish before Monday, or I'm fucked indeed.
2.
A whole hell of a lot of something. See also:
The teacher gave me a metric fuckton of homework.
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3.
1.) 284.090909 pounds
2.) The amount of amazing pot I could get with a million dollars.
If a had a million dollars, I'd be able to buy a metric fuckton of pot.
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4.
One metric fuckton is exactly 10x more than a fuckload. This unit of measurement is the highest, and should be scarcely used in daily conversation unless truly warranted.
The population of China is exactly one metric fuckload.
5.
Equivalent to 2,205 fuckpounds, as compared to the standard fuckton (which is 2,000), a fuckpound being a single thrust. Someone on the receiving end is said to have been 'metrically fucked'.
Well, John, I'd say you've given her a Metric Fuckton.
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6.
a large amount of anything or more locally know as a 20 sack of weed
"hey man let me get a metric fuckton of weed" "sure man 35$"
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