What is Metric Fucktonne?
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Weighs marginally less than an Imperial Fuckton.
1 Imperial Fuckton = 1.016 Metric Fucktonnes
"Man, I've a shitload of work this week"
"That's nothing faeg, I've a metric fucktonne of assignments due tomorrow morning"
"So, still going on the beer tonight?"
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
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Staying in bed or in the house for most of the day after a long night of binge drinking.
'I hibeernated on the couch until dinner ..
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A nickname given to a best friend.
Most commonly associated with the movie Wedding crashers.
Vince Vaughn knocks on the door.
Owen W..
