What is Metric Fucktonne?
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Weighs marginally less than an Imperial Fuckton.
1 Imperial Fuckton = 1.016 Metric Fucktonnes
"Man, I've a shitload of work this week"
"That's nothing faeg, I've a metric fucktonne of assignments due tomorrow morning"
"So, still going on the beer tonight?"
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
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the legendary prophet of the beer god who is also a maverick with the ladies.
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A ridiculous way of saying ridiculous. Used to accentuate the utter ridiculousness of that to which you refer. During the holiday seas..