What is Metric Fucktonne?
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Weighs marginally less than an Imperial Fuckton.
1 Imperial Fuckton = 1.016 Metric Fucktonnes
"Man, I've a shitload of work this week"
"That's nothing faeg, I've a metric fucktonne of assignments due tomorrow morning"
"So, still going on the beer tonight?"
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
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An expression of disgust.
Person 1: What’d you do last night?
Person 2: I drove down to Pooler to check out the rave in the old Crispy..
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When you are going down on a girl and she farts in your face / mouth.
I was giving that chick head last night and I got hit by the an A..
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a variation of "hit two birds with one stone"
Everyone know what "hit two birds with one stone" means
See Blondie..