What is Metric Fucktonne?
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Weighs marginally less than an Imperial Fuckton.
1 Imperial Fuckton = 1.016 Metric Fucktonnes
"Man, I've a shitload of work this week"
"That's nothing faeg, I've a metric fucktonne of assignments due tomorrow morning"
"So, still going on the beer tonight?"
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
Random Words:
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Used to describe something that is fucking-fucking-unbelievable.
John Mccain isn't George Bush!?!? Unbefuckinglievafuckingable!
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To have sex with a person that has had sex with the one and only Knapper
To poop thou pants at a fraternity house
To take advantage of..