Metric Fucktonne

What is Metric Fucktonne?

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Weighs marginally less than an Imperial Fuckton.

1 Imperial Fuckton = 1.016 Metric Fucktonnes

"Man, I've a shitload of work this week"

"That's nothing faeg, I've a metric fucktonne of assignments due tomorrow morning"

"So, still going on the beer tonight?"

"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

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