Metric Head

What is Metric Head?

when one recieves oral sex from another that weighs roughly a metric ton.

Guy 1: "He hooked up with that fat girl."

Guy 2: "Really? I bet he got himself some metric head."

Uhrig

1. The tip of a cock that looks like a little army helmet on your pecker That haircut looks like a uhrig! See head, dick, schlong, shaft..

Crap Cavern

1. The gapping hole of your ass after being butt fucked. You should have seen the size of Lisa's crap cavern after I fucked her. 2. ..

Bavarian Marching Powder

1. Cocaine. That's it. Nothing special. Google it for explanation. Ted: Man, I could sure go for some Bavarian marching powder. Mike..

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