Metric Head

What is Metric Head?

when one recieves oral sex from another that weighs roughly a metric ton.

Guy 1: "He hooked up with that fat girl."

Guy 2: "Really? I bet he got himself some metric head."

Vaselate

1. to fuck off, usually making a two hour job last eight hours. The Kansas Dept. of Transportation is the worst. Usually performed by a c..

Jeti

1. It is a Big photocopier that photocopies really large things can you photocopy this in your jeti? See jeti, photocopier, big, huge, la..

Bark Humpper

1. An Individual who is generally affiliated with the democratic political party also know as the democrap party, who will fight for a tree..

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