Metric Head

What is Metric Head?

when one recieves oral sex from another that weighs roughly a metric ton.

Guy 1: "He hooked up with that fat girl."

Guy 2: "Really? I bet he got himself some metric head."

Cock Table

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Zakkenwasser

1. A derrogatory word in the Dutch language. Literally, it means a "nutsack washer". Somebody wo is completely ignorant or doesn&..

Urinal Cuddler

1. noun: a person who takes the urinal next to you when thiers multiple urinals to choose from. Person 1: Dude, theres alot of urinal cudd..

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