Metric Head

What is Metric Head?

when one recieves oral sex from another that weighs roughly a metric ton.

Guy 1: "He hooked up with that fat girl."

Guy 2: "Really? I bet he got himself some metric head."

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Vhera

1. A vhera is when a dog, cat, and human have a three-way. As the dog is cumming inside the cats vag, the human screams, vhera, proclaimin..

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1. When you recieve a blow job and a hand job at the same time. Joey's girlfriend gives one sick hob job! 2. One who can float in v..

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