Metric Head

What is Metric Head?

when one recieves oral sex from another that weighs roughly a metric ton.

Guy 1: "He hooked up with that fat girl."

Guy 2: "Really? I bet he got himself some metric head."

Doggystyle Years

1. The number of years older than you a porn star really is, even though she may be your exact same age. The math works like this: 1 year..

Orgylated

1. Being repeatedly kicked in the balls after really, really orgasmic sex. The bully orgylated Billy after stealing his girlfriend, and Bi..

J Edgar

1. Evolved rhyming slang/term used to describe someone who takes a large amount of cocaine. Abbreviated from 'J Edgar Hoover' -..

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