Metric Shit Ton

What is Metric Shit Ton?


1.

Like a metric assload, a metric shit ton is exactly 204.62262 pounds more than a shit ton.

"ph33r! Dr. Eccles gave us a metric shit ton of homework."

"Crapping Christ, I've got a metric shit ton of bitches to call tonight."

2.

A shitload is alot, so a shit-ton must be alot more, no? And the metric, well, the metric system is just badass so I think thats self explanatory

When I started my car, it let out a metric shit-ton of smoke.


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