What is Metric Shitload?
1.
A metric shitload is roughly 2.287 english shitloads.
I've got a metric shitload of stuff to get done this weekend
2.
Related to the Metric Fuckton, Which is greater than a Metric Megaton, but not as great as a Metric MegaFuckton. Ultimately all of these terms apply to a lot of unwanted or unliked things or events.
"Ok, I've got a Metric Fuckton of Rice Krispies at home, why are you picking uo that box?"
3.
An EU imposed measurement of manure.
"oh arr, I used twenty metric shitloads on that there field of artichokes"
4.
1. lots, tons, extremely...
2. equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads
i just downloaded a metric shitload of porn!!!
5.
An alternate spelling of the official measurement scale used by European Union bureaucrats to gauge the size of their expense accounts. Original spelling: metric shitteload (as in metric tonne).
"I'll need the cheque for these first thing Monday," said Jurgen, dropping a metric shitteload of crumpled receipts on his secretary's desk at 5:17 Friday afternoon.
6.
Also equivalent to an imperial butt ton.
Scientists still need to determine a conversion factor between a metric shitload and an imperial butt ton.
7.
a spin off term derived from "metric assload". someone heard a person say "metric assload" thought it was a cool phrase forgot the phrase then tried to use the phrase but didn't know it so they came up with metric shitload.
It is unclear whether the Metric Load or Fukton scale scale of measurement came first so both are acceptable in most countries.
dude, it's not a metric shitload...it's clearly a metric assload...i mean you see how it's spilling over right there...yea into that hole right there...anyway that part clearly makes it an assload.
