Metro

What is Metro?


1.

Correct definition. None of that bullshit biased shit you call a definition.

A metro or metrosexual is a male that is cares about his appearance and hygiene but is a heterosexual.

Anyone who says a metrosexual is actually a homosexual, is just jealous that these sensitive SNAG guys are getting laid more then them. Discrimination never gets you anywhere people. Report me, I dare you. You have nothing on me.

John looked very metro with that styled hair and pink shirt.

2.

guy that is not gay but has feminine characteristics

That guys looks so metro with that salmon colored shirt on.

3.

Common term for Washington DC's subway system, short for Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority.

Take Metro from Franconia-Springfield to Smithsonian, and then meet me by the Natural History Museum.

4.

mint guys who are SNAGs (also know as metrosexuals) and follow the following rules;

1. dress hot

2. wear awesome shoes

3. very modern haircut

4. 100% disgusted with the thought of being with another man

5. perfect skin and love the skin products

6. love the gym

7. nothing but designer everything

8. read style magazines often e.g GQ

9. knows how to make only the best cocktails and if he drinks beer its top of the line imported

10. cant deal with a mess

also most metros find bogans to be a disgrace

being metro is fukin mint.

See metrosexual, snag, ubersexual, metro, hetrosexual, metro sexual

5.

Metro PCS. A cell phone service provider in the Bay Area used by drug dealers and rappers. You dont need ID or credit to purchase and subscribe to Metro PCS, only cash. This is a deterant to law enforcement.

Call me on my Metro if you still want those kilos homeboy.

6.

A really sensitive guy who cares alot about his appearence and is often mistaken for gay but is 100% straight

"Wow, all of the Notre Dame high school guys are super metro.."

"Josh scott is sooo metro dude.."

See notredame, metro, gay, homosexual, guy

7.

In reference to a cell phone provider, Metro PCS. It's plans are good, basically unlimited anytime minutes as well as text. People who have this are usually made fun of because Metro service is crap. You don't get service anywhere. Also referred to as "Getro" or "Ghettro." (meaning its ghetto)...well at least in the Bay Area it is...

(at KMEL Summer Jam)

"Hey everyone who got a Metro put it up!...(everyone puts cell phone up)...WE GOT SERVICE!!!"


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