Metro High School

What is Metro High School?


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Metro Early College High School is a small, intellectually vibrant public school option open to 9th through 12th graders in Franklin County. Focused on the STEM schooling system, which are science, technology, engineering and mathematics related. At metro, you're promised to get a great education and perfect future. The school is filled with whiners, geniuses, Asians, idiots, virgins, lazy bums and horrible daters. Apparently everyone is surprised that they are nerds. Freshmen are the worst.

Annoying Parent: So how are you liking Metro High School? I want to send my daughter there.

Lying Student: It's fun. Can I go now?

Friend: Did you like move or something? I never get to hang out with you

Metro Student: No, I go to Metro High School.... no free time, ever.

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