Metro Locking

What is Metro Locking?


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Metro Lock – also known as Tube locking, is when an individual or select set are placed in no mans land on a Metrolink or on the Tube. They have know where to hold onto during a bumpy, dodgy journey. Frightened and terrified and with the only one outcome, they lock onto the nearest salty passenger close at hand, holding onto dear life before they depart the Metro/tube and carry on with their daily majestic lives. Walking on, they and the poor helpless victim have just encountered Metro Locking!

"Metro Locking"

Phil – (Chuckling) Did you just see that guy?!!

Daz – (Also chuckling) Yeah!! He just metro locked that poor old woman. I think he’s still hanging off her like a dog on heat!!

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