Metro Max

What is Metro Max?


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a boy who thinks he is cool and who walks around telling people he is metro and dissing fakes when he is fake himself

guy: Hey look at that hollister fag, hes such a fake

girl: ok

guy: at least im not fake

girl: dude, you are a wannabe metro, your the fakest person i know

guy: sh***********t

"Holy Heck! Look at that metro max, with his matching puma track jacket and shoes. He is SUCH a poser!"

See fake, fony, poser, douche bag, asshole


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