What is Metro Max?
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a boy who thinks he is cool and who walks around telling people he is metro and dissing fakes when he is fake himself
guy: Hey look at that hollister fag, hes such a fake
girl: ok
guy: at least im not fake
girl: dude, you are a wannabe metro, your the fakest person i know
guy: sh***********t
"Holy Heck! Look at that metro max, with his matching puma track jacket and shoes. He is SUCH a poser!"
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