Metro Sexuality

What is Metro Sexuality?


1.

when a straight guy acts gay

a guy who:

1. straightens his hair

2. wears designer clothes

3. listens to pop

4. has a voice a little bit higher than the average male

5. you would mistake for a gay, but is actually 100% straight

6. someone who gets pissed off very easily (emotional)

7. cries a lot

8. hangs out with girls

9. brags about hanging out with male friends

10. goes to the mall a lot

11. edits pictures on picnik

okay, so you're not gay, you aren't bi, but how could you be straight? there's only one reason for this! you have a metro sexuality

that guy in skinny jeans dancing to justin timberlake has a metro sexuality

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