What is Metro Sexuality?
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when a straight guy acts gay
a guy who:
1. straightens his hair
2. wears designer clothes
3. listens to pop
4. has a voice a little bit higher than the average male
5. you would mistake for a gay, but is actually 100% straight
6. someone who gets pissed off very easily (emotional)
7. cries a lot
8. hangs out with girls
9. brags about hanging out with male friends
10. goes to the mall a lot
11. edits pictures on picnik
okay, so you're not gay, you aren't bi, but how could you be straight? there's only one reason for this! you have a metro sexuality
that guy in skinny jeans dancing to justin timberlake has a metro sexuality
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