Metrochavual

What is Metrochavual?

A guy who is Metrosexual in apperance

But speaks like a hardcore chav often in a camp voice, and denying there campness.

'Innit bruv, Im going down Topman.I AM NOT A Metrochavual'

See metrosexual, chav, metrochavual, topman, camp

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