What is Metrodork?
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A metrodork is a straight man who embraces some aspects of an urban gay style: emotional sensitivity, refinement in taste, enjoyment of flamboyant clothing styles, and use of body care products (in other words, a metrosexual); but who spoils the effect by wearing a New York Yankees cap.
Willis carries a handbag, gets his hair styled, gets a Brazilian wax, and dresses out of Gentlemen's Quarterly; however he also routinely wears a New York Yankees baseball cap which shouts that he is a metrodork if not an out-and-out asshole.
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a word used to describe someone as being a douchebag or cocksucker
Barack Obama is such an aldupordum
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A blumpkin that ends with the giver vomiting on the recipient.
The stench of Mike's shit was so bad that the blumpkin I was trying..
