Metrofabulous Edit Meaning

1. (pronounced Hah-Pop-Yoo-Bray-Nee) The ever elusive holy grail of dating: the hot, popular, brainy girl. It's common to find someo..

1. You weigh in at over 250, smell of a sweaty asscrack and still think you can get all the hot chicks, even though they're all out of..

1. A desperate science geek that gets horny and has sex with a beaker. Timothy Gay is a beaker squeaker. 2. No idea...