Metro-geek Edit Meaning

1. Small fella - very quite - think's all women are attracted to him when they are not. Also adores Cristiano Ronaldo - has the same ..

1. A beautiful brown girl who paves her own roads through life. sometimes not an easy path is made, a Linzel may fall flat on her face, mak..

1. To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool. I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..