What is Metrognome?
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one who is very gnome like, while not actually being a gnome. metrognomes often find themselves unexplainably drawn to pointy hats, vests, and moccasin type shoes. they make very little noise when they walk, tend to stand still in gardens, and thoroughly enjoy talking to animals.
"well of course he owns a flashy red vest, he's a metrognome."
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snowboarding while nude... this is very fun because u testes can be waving in teh cold wind
man kirby is such a slut she went nude snow..
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An expression used after kissing a really fat girl drunkenly at a party
"*Kiss, Kiss* Whooooah, Kalabazooloo"
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