What is Metrographical?
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(adj) A person obsessed with the ability to create stunning, bedazzled graphics and charts. These individuals have a strong compulsion to pretty-up their co-workers reports and documents. These people are often confused for being gay, but are not.
Joe, those stunning visuals in the presentation made me think you were gay, but maybe you're just metrographical.
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To explode in a ridiculously extreme manner.
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To masturbate and jack off at the same time.
Justice: What did you do last night: Masturbate or Jack off?
Trey:Both, I was masterjacki..