What is Metrographical?
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(adj) A person obsessed with the ability to create stunning, bedazzled graphics and charts. These individuals have a strong compulsion to pretty-up their co-workers reports and documents. These people are often confused for being gay, but are not.
Joe, those stunning visuals in the presentation made me think you were gay, but maybe you're just metrographical.
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Female masturbation, also known as jilling or flick the bean
"When I'm bored and lonely, I go home and flick the pearl"
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