What is Metrographical?
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(adj) A person obsessed with the ability to create stunning, bedazzled graphics and charts. These individuals have a strong compulsion to pretty-up their co-workers reports and documents. These people are often confused for being gay, but are not.
Joe, those stunning visuals in the presentation made me think you were gay, but maybe you're just metrographical.
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A quantity of eleven (11). It comes from the TV show COPS, where the description is a dozen minus the one that the tweaker kept for him..