What is Metrohomo?
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person with a penis that likes to use lotions and gets manicures and facials (may include cum facials). also enjoys wearing clothes that look like they belong on women. wears shiny lensed glasses indoors. listens to techno. drives a volkswagen. says the word "fiasco". thinks he looks best in the color pink. enjoys warm phallic objects in the butthole. Basically encompasses all homos and "metrosexuals".
Oh my gosh, is that a man purse? You are such a metrohomo!"
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Opposite of a Well Kept Beaver, a vagina in a poor state of up keep, usually meaning long pubic hair and general uncleanliness.
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Uncle Sam or the U.S. Government
I owe Uncle Sucker five grand in taxes from last year!..
