What is Metrohomo?
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person with a penis that likes to use lotions and gets manicures and facials (may include cum facials). also enjoys wearing clothes that look like they belong on women. wears shiny lensed glasses indoors. listens to techno. drives a volkswagen. says the word "fiasco". thinks he looks best in the color pink. enjoys warm phallic objects in the butthole. Basically encompasses all homos and "metrosexuals".
Oh my gosh, is that a man purse? You are such a metrohomo!"
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The chaos that inevitably ensues when readers of Mad Mo's Book of Nonsense try to follow, or impose, their own rules.
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You can be only zealtodexous if you are Dex9001. You are not Dex9001.
Dex9001 is zealtodexous. I dont care about you. I am zealtodexous..
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A Nazi of German descent
Guy 1: "Hey look at that Nazi his hair is so blonde and he's so tall"
Guy 2: "Yeah he&apo..
