Metrola

What is Metrola?


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An adjective used to describe any male individual who enjoys conquering the extreme outdoors without breaking a sweat, yet knows how to wine and dine out on the town with the utmost style and class. Potential characteristics include athletic, socially-aware, free-spirited, educated, artistic, all-natural, eco-friendly, hardcore, good-looking, clean, fashionable, proper, sexy, chivalrous, romantic, sensitive, heterosexual, and, of course, steezy baby! Get some.

"Hey Chris, what are you doing tomorrow?"

"Well I'm summiting Everest in the morning, then attending a Benefit Gala at the Rockefeller Center in the evening. I'm so excited!"

"Dude, that is so metrola".

See manicorn, metro, granola, ubersexual


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