What is Metrola?
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An adjective used to describe any male individual who enjoys conquering the extreme outdoors without breaking a sweat, yet knows how to wine and dine out on the town with the utmost style and class. Potential characteristics include athletic, socially-aware, free-spirited, educated, artistic, all-natural, eco-friendly, hardcore, good-looking, clean, fashionable, proper, sexy, chivalrous, romantic, sensitive, heterosexual, and, of course, steezy baby! Get some.
"Hey Chris, what are you doing tomorrow?"
"Well I'm summiting Everest in the morning, then attending a Benefit Gala at the Rockefeller Center in the evening. I'm so excited!"
"Dude, that is so metrola".
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(of a country, state or organization)
Screwed up and backward beyond recognition because of excessively vehement or vindictive applicat..
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To fail in an exceedingly spectacular way.
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Where an individual who is wearing tight pants and full briefs gives the illusion of having the folds of a croissant on their backside.
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