Metrometre

What is Metrometre?

The number of buttons undone on a v-neck shirt worn by men who are metrosexual.

"That guy with buttons done half way up his shirt rates a 5 on the Metrometre."

See metro, gay, homo, metrosexual, homosexual

The number of buttons undone on a v-neck shirt worn by men who are metrosexual.

"That guy with buttons done half way up his shirt rates a 5 on the metrometre."

See metro, gay-dar, confused

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