Metro-muscles

What is Metro-muscles?

The specific muscles you grow from the habitual use of the subway.

Edward:Wow your legs look so much bigger Johnny. Have you been working out?

Johnny: No, I've just been standing for two hours a day on the bus. Thanks!!

Edward: Damn, strong metro-muscles (nohomo)

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