Metroness Edit Meaning

1. a joint that is wider than it is long, resembles a choad penis. Pass that choadie over here, I've only had a hit! See joint, doob..

1. Being sneaky and secretive at the same time. Basically, when you get caught being sneaky you deny everything. Brittany was so sneakrati..

1. while a girl is giving you head, cum in one eye. Then while she is confused punch her really hard in the other eye. Dude where the fuck..