Metroness Edit Meaning

1. A fart that you've saved for a posh/fancy (preferably a girly) shop. Nastier the better! Man that posh fart turned into a turtle h..

1. the act of getting a boner in T minus 16 seconds Jimmy got sent to the Dean of Students' Office because he had rocket cock during ..

1. A fungus that bakers use to make their bread rise. A fungus that infects womens' vaginas, causing them to produce a cottage cheese..