Metroness Edit Meaning

1. a pedo who hangs out in little kids closets. i went home and found a fuckin muirer kicking about in the kids room. he got battered with..

1. The mental state one feels, or is in, when going long periods without sleep. Based on Jackson Brownes hit 1977 Running on empty... sta..

1. A drunk homosexual who flaps his arms and legs while being sodomized. Last night Bruno showed me the elastic eagle, he was drunk as hel..