What is Metropark?
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A telecommunications company in St. Louis, that employs the coolest people west of the mississippi, and has absolutely raucous holiday parties.
Dude! Metropark just hooked me up with a v3000!
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an overpriced yet the only store which doesn't give in to that hollister/abercrombie shit style. provides great clothes with everything from punk-ish to "gangster."
I just bought this awesome top from metropark for $90!
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The wondrous sustenance that can only be obtained through the consumption of hilarious amounts of subway sandwiches.
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A bout of diarrhea that burns so bad that the hair on you asshole gets singed. When your asshole becomes a blowtorch.
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