Metrophobic Edit Meaning

1.

Metrophobia, contrary to pop-cultural belief, means "fear of hatred of poetry." It does NOT have anything to do with women fearing so-called "metrosexuals."

Mum, I've told you 1000 times, your poetry is crap and I'm metrophobic!

See metrophobia, phobias, phobic

2.

Adjective. Afraid of, disliking, or disapproving of metrosexual society and culture.

Your mullet suggests that you may be metrophobic.

See metrosexual, metro, homophobic, homosexual, homo

3.

Afraid of metrosexuals. phobia to metrosexuals.

See tweek

4.

A woman who is deathly afraid of straight men who act gay, i.e. a woman of high intelligence.

What?! How can you NOT like the guy wearing the $300 shirt and drinking Shiraz over at the bar? You're so metrophobic!

See keekee