Metros

What is Metros?

Wank club which smells of pee, where the bouncers are dumb and the prices are high.

Don't go there, you'll come out smelling of all types of shit and sweating your bollocks off.

Wanna come to metros tonight?

Fuck off, I'd rather die.

See Nate

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