Metrosapien

What is Metrosapien?


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A metrosapien is a male who dresses in the style of a metrosexual, but has the physical features of a common hobo. Generally unshaven overweight and all round unattractive, but wrapped in designer clothes, D&G sunglasses and a manbag.

Look at this metrosapien douche.

See metrosexual, homosexual, yuppie, ugly, metro


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