What is Metrosaurus?
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An incredibly crass looking individual (also gives the impression of a sleep deprived swan) who prides themselves on dressing metrosexually to cover the fact that they are, infact, just the bastion fuck ugliness.
if he was any uglier, i would slap that metrosaurus...
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used to describe male genitalia
"Tiny elvis has stage fright" ~Doyle from bio dome
See Kregg..
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Eyes (mostly on a female), that makes one think of a blowjob. Mostly known from different pornographic movies, where a girl is on her kn..
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A fat, china man who was deprived of his virginity to his exotic fish collection. Either he can't drive for shit, or he has trouble..