What is Metrosaurus?
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An incredibly crass looking individual (also gives the impression of a sleep deprived swan) who prides themselves on dressing metrosexually to cover the fact that they are, infact, just the bastion fuck ugliness.
if he was any uglier, i would slap that metrosaurus...
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When you get so drunk that you feel your face being ripped off.
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When you tape a girl to a tree and you do her doggystyle and you stick a popsicle in her ass.
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