Metrosaurus

What is Metrosaurus?


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An incredibly crass looking individual (also gives the impression of a sleep deprived swan) who prides themselves on dressing metrosexually to cover the fact that they are, infact, just the bastion fuck ugliness.

if he was any uglier, i would slap that metrosaurus...

See metrosapien, ugly, crass


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