What is Metrosaurus?
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An incredibly crass looking individual (also gives the impression of a sleep deprived swan) who prides themselves on dressing metrosexually to cover the fact that they are, infact, just the bastion fuck ugliness.
if he was any uglier, i would slap that metrosaurus...
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Something so epically dreary and boring that it is remembered just for being so non-memorable.
While the rain in Seattle is nice after ..
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A guy who loves pounding another dude's ass
I saw you try to sneak up on me from behind you rear door ranger..
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A girl who looks good from a distance, a "block or more", but not as hot when she's up close. Close to Butterface.
Guy 1..
