What is Metrosexican?
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A young, over-sexed Mexican American who lives in an urban area.
"Yeah, we were at this latin club, and all night we were being stalked by this nasty metrosexican dude who had on waaaay too much cologne.
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A mexican male who is buff, short haired, metrosexual, has a really hot superficial girlfriend, and wears clothing such as: ed hardy, abercrombie or anything similar in "style". They are indigenous to southern texas.
I was at the mall today and there was either a sale on ed hardy t-shirts and pre-ripped pants or someone has made a million metrosexican clones.
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Refers to emo, mainstream music that is killing rock
I hate vaginacore all the kids who are vaginacore should jump off a bridge
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The action of fisting someone then punching them in the face with the same fist.
I just fistybitched that ho.
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a really obese/fat girl with rolls of fat on her back that look like tits
That bitch is so fat she has 2JupitersTooMany on her back.
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