Metrosexuality

What is Metrosexuality?


1.

When an alleged "straight" man enjoys being feminine in a non-flamboyant way. A metrosexual would enjoy such festivities such as make-overs, putting on make up, getting his hair "done", putting on body spray scented with either cucumber melon, raspberry, mango or any other fruit-like smell, and constantly looking at themselves in the mirror. These men also tend to be bulimic because they are afraid of being fat and can be seen on any episode of American Idol, either as the host, judge (Simon Cowell), or as a contestant.

Ryan Seacrest is a metrosexual whore.

I'm sorry I savagely beat you, it was because your metrosexuality was showing.

Girrrrl I was at the salon and the most festive metrosexual did my hair, as a thank you gift I gave him a steamy bowl of mung.

See ashface

2.

To be sexually excited by the Paris underground railway (subway) system

Jean-Paul would stand for hour on the plateform playing out his darkest fantasies.He was not ashamed of his Metrosexuality.

See black flag


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