What is Metrosexually Transmitted Disease?

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Any disease, illness or similar affliction that is spread from metrosexual man to metrosexual man by means of excessive grooming, preening, gelling, shaving, clipping, by manicure, pedicure, or any other such styling done under the guise of hygiene.

I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner.

See metrosexual, metro, sexual, std, mstd, disease
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