Metrosexual-shift

What is Metrosexual-shift?


1.

-A process in which millions of men are currently undergoing (see metrosexual). The Metrosexual-shift is actually an unproven theory that states: Within the next few generations (present - 75 years), over 80% of men will become metrosexuals.

-This is partly due to the rate that men are gravitating towards things that were traditionally female.

-Hair care products and styling tools, body & face creams, tight fitting clothes, sun glasses and other style trends that one would generally attribute to a female or homosexual male are catching on at a rapid speed with heterosexual males.

Contrary to popular belief, any man who owns a flat iron is *NOT* secure in his sexuality and is undergoing the metrosexual-shift.

See metro, guys, homo, homosexual, gay


73

Random Words:

1. Spreading the message of the love of Christ by staking out gay bars, and apparently, receiving prostate massages from the newly converte..
1. Coolest mofo I have ever seen. The biggest pimp alive and I love him. Always macking his stuff. Hates monster. Wow that dudes a Kurt..
1. The so called Elf-Latin or High-Elven of of Tolkienian mythos; the language of the Western elves, and suppossedly created by them when t..