Metrosexual-shift

What is Metrosexual-shift?


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-A process in which millions of men are currently undergoing (see metrosexual). The Metrosexual-shift is actually an unproven theory that states: Within the next few generations (present - 75 years), over 80% of men will become metrosexuals.

-This is partly due to the rate that men are gravitating towards things that were traditionally female.

-Hair care products and styling tools, body & face creams, tight fitting clothes, sun glasses and other style trends that one would generally attribute to a female or homosexual male are catching on at a rapid speed with heterosexual males.

Contrary to popular belief, any man who owns a flat iron is *NOT* secure in his sexuality and is undergoing the metrosexual-shift.

See metro, guys, homo, homosexual, gay


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