What is Metrotard?
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from'The Morning News': A person in front of you at the subway turnstile who can’t figure out how to swipe his or her subway pass. Also: A person who tries to use a Metrocard to withdraw money from an ATM.
I went to the cash machine to get some money out, but this metrotard in front of me is completely cramping my style.
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Someone who acts or looks like they are retarded but really isn't.
"Ew rachel, your being such a metrotard, stop it."
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when a man and a women eat each others butts out(prefibly in a 69 position) and then engage in a long french kiss.
i was feelin frisky ..
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No Shit
"Your going to have a baby??" "You dont say."
See you, dont, say, no, shit..
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It's like rigor mortis, except you're just too lazy to move.
"Afta 2 blunts, we all got nigger mortis."
See nigger..
