Metrotard

What is Metrotard?

1.

from'The Morning News': A person in front of you at the subway turnstile who can’t figure out how to swipe his or her subway pass. Also: A person who tries to use a Metrocard to withdraw money from an ATM.

I went to the cash machine to get some money out, but this metrotard in front of me is completely cramping my style.

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2.

Someone who acts or looks like they are retarded but really isn't.

"Ew rachel, your being such a metrotard, stop it."

See retarded, metrosexual, stupid, weird, rachel
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