What is Metrotard?
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from'The Morning News': A person in front of you at the subway turnstile who can’t figure out how to swipe his or her subway pass. Also: A person who tries to use a Metrocard to withdraw money from an ATM.
I went to the cash machine to get some money out, but this metrotard in front of me is completely cramping my style.
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Someone who acts or looks like they are retarded but really isn't.
"Ew rachel, your being such a metrotard, stop it."
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Process of wiping your finger on your gooch and sticking it in someones ear.
That cunt for brains just gave me a gooch willie!!!
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Porn from japan(if you could not figure that out,get a shirt that says not right for mating).
Anyway japan is known for its toon porns..
