Metrotextual

What is Metrotextual?

1.

Man who reads feminist literature.

Steve (the born again metrotextual) was stabbed in the groin less when he skim read some Margaret Atwood novels and stopped saying, "Hey, I know chicks, I came out of one, didn't I?"

See scriptease, feminism, ball buster, Scheherazade

2.

A straight male who uses smileys(i.e., ;-), etc.) in his text messages and IM.

I texted Danny to inform him that I found his lost I-pod and this metrotextual replied with a winking smiley face.

See emoticons, smileys, winking, smiley face, metro, metrosexual, metrotextual
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