What is Metrotextual?
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Man who reads feminist literature.
Steve (the born again metrotextual) was stabbed in the groin less when he skim read some Margaret Atwood novels and stopped saying, "Hey, I know chicks, I came out of one, didn't I?"
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A straight male who uses smileys(i.e., ;-), etc.) in his text messages and IM.
I texted Danny to inform him that I found his lost I-pod and this metrotextual replied with a winking smiley face.
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A fat wap. Person of unenviable girth.
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Salad dodger. Hips like a 100 watt bulb. Thighs like rolls of lino.
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Nut-busting is when you are busting a nut. Also known as an orgasm or ejaculation.
I shot several loads during that nut-busting!..
