What is Metrotextual?
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Man who reads feminist literature.
Steve (the born again metrotextual) was stabbed in the groin less when he skim read some Margaret Atwood novels and stopped saying, "Hey, I know chicks, I came out of one, didn't I?"
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A straight male who uses smileys(i.e., ;-), etc.) in his text messages and IM.
I texted Danny to inform him that I found his lost I-pod and this metrotextual replied with a winking smiley face.
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someone, or a situation, that is either not very good or really fucking insanely stupid.
Synonymous with not cool.
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When a person is secretly gay but is too scared to say it to other people.
Mahommid is a queer basher so as Ronold
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