What is Metrouflage?
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Activities, behaviors, or possessions that are acquired specifically, either consciously or sub-consciously, to conceal the metro-sexual nature of an individual.
Eric's diesel F-350 is standard metrouflage used to alter perceptions of those he works with.
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