Metrowned

What is Metrowned?

The immaculate process in which one gets thoroughly owned in traffic ie: 486 car pile up

Pothead: whoa, i just put my car through my neighbor's livingroom, bedroom, third floor, and his doghouse.

Pothead2: wow, metrowned

See crash, owned, accident, your mom

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