Metuchen

What is Metuchen?


1.

A pissant, white, upper-middle class, central-Jersey town that is the donut hole of Edison and somehow has both an exit from the turnpike and the parkway AND a nearby amtrak stop.

Metuchen? Oh yea, I passed your exit on the parkway once.

See tom

2.

a town (exit 10 on Turnpike, 131 on Parkway) of about 13,000 in Central New Jersey where no crazy party should ever be held because of the small population and close proximity to police and/or bitchy neighbors

Ew! You get your underwear in the dollar or less basement of Variety Village in Metuchen? You skank!

See Liz

3.

Moderatly nice town in Central Jersey,

also a conviently semi-dirty noun.

A)

DeJuan: Route 27 is near Metuchen, fuck. Or it it 35?

B)

Jon: Metuchen my nuts.

See metuchen, my, nuts, 27, 35

4.

2 square miles of upper-middle class suburbia in the heart of New Jersey (and literally the heart and center of it's surrounding town, Edison). Full of gossip, the typical small town where everyone knows everyone and everything about them (and their grandma too).

So you're from Metuchen? I think I might have dated someone's sister's friend from there once, do you know him?

See Mary Kate


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