Mewmew

What is Mewmew?


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Mewmew

Sweet and sour baby chicken oven baked to the supreme softness. Darling, it's so doux! Also available in hot spicy racer flavour. There's NOLIMITSONTASTY for this dish.

Just 10 cents.

Customer: Waiter, I'd like to order the mewmew

Waiter: No, you don't. Trust me.

Customer: What's wrong with it?

Waiter: Everything you could think of.

Customer: In that case, I'll order the SP.ecial NEEDS*. Daym, that looks tasty. *rubs tummy*

Waiter: Good choice. That will be 50 billion dollars.

Customer: But I only have 10 cents.

Waiter: I'm afraid the only thing you can afford is a mewmew then.

Customer: Damn. Screw it i'll just go eat at home. Thanks.

Waiter: Bibi la ~~ keke V^__^

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