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a mixed drink of my own creation which involves velveeta, balsamic vinagrette, and vodka. Stir to a mix and simmer and enjoy.
I was wo..
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The aweselyness of Joscelyne and the Zinconeness of Michael combined.
"WOW! Michael + Joscelyne = a zincawselyne Couple!!"
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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
"Oh you know. I went out to a B..